summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
school is dumb & i’m boring why is the end of senior year 365 days away ffs i wish i could finish HS early & go to college for spring semester or something
just going about my business—
do she got a booty
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
SO A LONG TIME AGO MY DAD TOOK ANY ALBUM ART THAT HAD ANYTHING SUGGESTIVE IN IT AND CHANGED IT TO MISTER CLEAN BUT SOMETIMES I FORGET AND
HE IS HERE
You could argue that the different eras of human history have been defined by a few key innovations. Advancements in agriculture some 10,000 years ago allowed our nomadic ancestors to finally stay put in one place. Alexander Graham Bell and his rivals changed telecommunications forever in the 19th century with the advent of the phone. The Internet’s rise in the ’90s sparked an era of boundless information, and the smartphone in 2007 put that information in the palm of our hands.
All of which is sure be to eclipsed by what could be mankind’s greatest achievement to date. Behold: The 3D pizza printer.
the world is gonna end. there’s nothing more to aspire.