You are v cute
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ayyyylmao thanks i try sometimes probably 

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

NEW INBOX GAME!!

weedgrandma:

Tell me how cute I am and I’ll respond with I know!!

RT if you a Catfish

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

bodyelectricm:

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violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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